Lightening Speed

The speed in which Kenzie can snatch something terrible and insert said terrible thing in her mouth is frightening. It's become a game of how quick can I get that wad of dog hair from the floor and into my mouth - because I know my Mama is going to have an absolute fit. Oh what ornery pleasure shows on this wee one's face...as she stuffs the miniscule objects found on the floor (that apparently only a toddler is privy to noticing) into her mouth with split-second speed.

Crazy, I tell ya. She's going to make me CrAzY.

Therefore, we shall keep her in a box. (kidding).